What happens on the card

It starts on a dating app: two profiles, a glam one looking for free sushi and steak, and Linh, glasses on, out for a morning run on My Khe. Swipe right on the wrong one and your wallet grows wings and flies off: ERROR 404, WALLET NOT FOUND. Then the steakhouse bill: 50/50, or pay everything like a grand caballero, a cowboy hat landing on your head. Then the scooter by the Dragon Bridge: suggest your place too soon and she calls a moto and rides off waving, TOO FAST, BRO. Walk her on the beach instead, under the moon with the round basket boats, and at the end of the walk she blushes. VICTORY: the Dragon Bridge breathes fire, fireworks over the Han River, and she pulls a birthday cake out of the scooter, candles with the age, the name on top, and the score: DATE MASTER 4/4.

Who it is for

Friends who love to tease each other, single friends and dating-app veterans, anyone who has lived in or visited Da Nang and Vietnam, and the friend who always picks the wrong profile.

What to write in a funny dating birthday card

The message is yours. If you need a start, these fit this card:

  • “Happy birthday! May every swipe this year be a match.”
  • “Happy birthday, grand caballero. The bill is on you.”
  • “Wishing you a year of beach walks and good choices. Happy birthday!”

How to send it

  1. Tap Make this card: the card opens with this game.
  2. Type their first name, their age and your message. The card updates as you type.
  3. Send the link on WhatsApp, by text or by email. You are told when they open it.

Questions

Can I personalise this funny dating birthday card?

Yes. Their first name and age are written into the game itself, and you choose the title, the message, a P.S., the celebration at the end, the colours and the fonts. You can also switch to any of the other 46 games without losing your words.

How much does a funny dating birthday card cost?

Making and previewing it is free. Sending it costs 2.60 € in the euro zone, £2.20 in the United Kingdom, CHF 2.40 in Switzerland and $2.90 everywhere else, once, with no subscription.

How do I send a funny dating birthday card?

As a link, on WhatsApp, by text or by email. It opens in their browser, on a phone or a computer, with no app and no account, and the link does not expire.

Can they lose the game?

No. Every game lasts under a minute and always ends on the birthday cake with their name, whatever they do. A score is shown at the end, just for fun.

Also known as: funny birthday card for him, dating birthday card, vietnam birthday card, da nang birthday card, single friend birthday card.